diff --git a/config/hypr/hyprland/binds.conf b/config/hypr/hyprland/binds.conf
index aadb46b..6921fe9 100644
--- a/config/hypr/hyprland/binds.conf
+++ b/config/hypr/hyprland/binds.conf
@@ -225,9 +225,9 @@ bind = $mainMod CTRL, E, exec, hyprctl keyword monitor HDMI-A-1, 1280x720@60, 38
 #          │       Funny windows user trolling binds        │
 #          ╰────────────────────────────────────────────────╯
 # ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
-bind = CTRL ALT, Delete, exec, notify-send 'Did ya really think that was gonna do anything? Only an eternally broken OS could need such a stupid keybind'
-bind = ALT, F4, exec, notify-send 'That just feel super unergonomic of a keybind to be used for such a common action'
-bind = $mainMod, left, exec, notify-send 'This is no inefficient stacking manager. Tiling happens automatically'
-bind = $mainMod, right, exec, notify-send 'This is no inefficient stacking manager. Tiling happens automatically'
-bind = $mainMod, up, exec, notify-send 'This is no inefficient stacking manager. Tiling happens automatically'
-bind = $mainMod, down, exec, notify-send 'This is no inefficient stacking manager. Tiling happens automatically'
+bind = CTRL ALT, Delete, exec, notify-send 'I am not Windows' 'Did ya really think that was gonna do anything? Only an eternally broken OS could need such a stupid keybind'
+bind = ALT, F4, exec, notify-send 'I am not Windows' 'That just feels super unergonomic of a keybind to be used for such a common action'
+bind = $mainMod, left, exec, notify-send 'I am not Windows' 'This is no inefficient stacking manager. Tiling happens automatically'
+bind = $mainMod, right, exec, notify-send 'I am not Windows' 'This is no inefficient stacking manager. Tiling happens automatically'
+bind = $mainMod, up, exec, notify-send 'I am not Windows' 'This is no inefficient stacking manager. Tiling happens automatically'
+bind = $mainMod, down, exec, notify-send 'I am not Windows' 'This is no inefficient stacking manager. Tiling happens automatically'